Submitted By: mustbeinmyhead
We never had tête dure in my household but couillon…shit, depending on who’s roof you’re under, that word was either funny in passing or worse than an f-bomb. I don’t hear it much but one time at Thanksgiving when the whole family was together, we were taking a group picture and someone was looking for cousin Mark and mama’s frantically taking the picture and someone’s going “wait, where’s ya cuz? where’s Mark?” and someone goes “aw, he’s out smokin’ on the porch!” Everyone rolls their eyes and then my great uncle just goes “Dat couillon!” and everyone scrambles because pictures are stupid and dessert is tasty.
I never heard of a “cooyon,” but I have heard couillion before, thanks KT for clearing that up.