Why is picking a title so hard?

May 25

Teen Wolf

I just finished watching the first season on Netfilx, and I gotta say I freakin’ loved it! I was really surprised of how good it was and how much I liked it because it came on MTV, and they don’t have the best television shows around. It also helped that all the guys were good looking~ ;) I can’t wait till June 3rd!!!! 

Image taken from: http://www.rickey.org/teen-wolf-renewed-for-season-2/ 

May 25

sadademort:

fbiylover replied to your post: I asssssssummeeeeeeeeeeee… that you have never dyed your hair.

Ummm…. Am I the only one concerned about that Hufflepuff that is staring intently at you? Or at the camera? I really can’t tell who he’s staring at.

I would never be concerned about a Hufflepuff that was on Libby’s tatas

(it’s her shirt.)

I know, but remember he turns into a sparkly vampire; I have reason to believe that calls for concern! :)

May 25

Jude

kansaskissedlips:

Sometimes when Sam’s
curled around Dean, fresh
from a nightmare etched
of fire and buried in ashes,
he hears the soft refrain of
“Hey, Jude.” 

May 25
therealkatethemaid:

public-anemone:

delirious-bugnasty:

justlikesoup:

theflapperfactor:

Your Digital Flapper Dictionary
Terms and Useful Phrases
That’s bullshit!   -   Thats all wet!
I’ve got a shitty date   -   I’ve got a flat tire
Don’t be stupid   -   Don’t be sill
Move your ass!   -   Get a wiggle!
A car you had sex in   -   Struggle Buggy
Wasted   -   Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
That Hobo on the corner  -  That Palooka over there
Now you’ve got it!   -   Now you’re on the trolly!
A Gangsta’s bitch   -   A Moll
A slut   -  A Hotsy Totsy
I’m Engaged!   -   I’m Handcuffed
Beer   -   Giggle Water
Legs   -   Gams
Boobs  -  Ninny Pies
Rich Person   -   an egg
The Commen Jerk   -   A Drugstore Cowboy
Don’t be a shit head!   -   Don’t take any wooden nickels!
That’s fucking awesome!  -  That’s the Bee’s knees!
Honey, I said NO   -   Bank’s Closed, hon
Holy Shit!   -   Hot Socks!
That’s Great!  -  That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
Classy   -   Swanky
I need to get wasted   -   I need to see a man about a dog
A woman’s Cigarette   -   A freedom Torch
That girl is HOT SHIT   -   That dames got IT

My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!

Time to update my vocabulary.



omg i know like all of these from history class

Bank’s closed, hon, ‘cause you’re spifflicated. Now quick, light me a freedom torch before I clock ya.

therealkatethemaid:

public-anemone:

delirious-bugnasty:

justlikesoup:

theflapperfactor:

Your Digital Flapper Dictionary

  • Terms and Useful Phrases
    • That’s bullshit!   -   Thats all wet!
    • I’ve got a shitty date   -   I’ve got a flat tire
    • Don’t be stupid   -   Don’t be sill
    • Move your ass!   -   Get a wiggle!
    • A car you had sex in   -   Struggle Buggy
    • Wasted   -   Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
    • That Hobo on the corner  -  That Palooka over there
    • Now you’ve got it!   -   Now you’re on the trolly!
    • A Gangsta’s bitch   -   A Moll
    • A slut   -  A Hotsy Totsy
    • I’m Engaged!   -   I’m Handcuffed
    • Beer   -   Giggle Water
    • Legs   -   Gams
    • Boobs  -  Ninny Pies
    • Rich Person   -   an egg
    • The Commen Jerk   -   A Drugstore Cowboy
    • Don’t be a shit head!   -   Don’t take any wooden nickels!
    • That’s fucking awesome!  -  That’s the Bee’s knees!
    • Honey, I said NO   -   Bank’s Closed, hon
    • Holy Shit!   -   Hot Socks!
    • That’s Great!  -  That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
    • Classy   -   Swanky
    • I need to get wasted   -   I need to see a man about a dog
    • A woman’s Cigarette   -   A freedom Torch
    • That girl is HOT SHIT   -   That dames got IT

My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!

Time to update my vocabulary.

omg i know like all of these from history class

Bank’s closed, hon, ‘cause you’re spifflicated. Now quick, light me a freedom torch before I clock ya.

May 25
  • Television: In the criminal justice system--
  • Me: SEXUALLY-BASED DEFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
May 25

swing-set-in-december:

a kiss with a fist is better than none

May 25

swing-set-in-december:

stiles is my spirit animal

May 22
sadademort:

xarratha:

comedownandspendyourmoney:

ask-the-nutmeg-state:

flyingscotsman:

Today’s Weather: 100% chance of handjobs over Florida (via)

hahahahahha

((lol holy shit))this is why I hate nature BU

THE COMMENTS-!

If only hurricanes were this fun

sadademort:

xarratha:

comedownandspendyourmoney:

ask-the-nutmeg-state:

flyingscotsman:

Today’s Weather: 100% chance of handjobs over Florida (via)

hahahahahha

((lol holy shit))
this is why I hate nature BU

THE COMMENTS-!

If only hurricanes were this fun

May 22
May 22

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

me: i have a bruise
me: i’m going to name you Lee
me:
bruise:
me:
bruise:
me:
bruise:
me: Bruise Lee

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